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My Bruv (NinjaZed) Fear The Msn Ninja's Motorist sues... himselfA dim-witted motorist is suing himself for damages.
Curtis Gokey was furious after a dump truck backed into his car – despite the fact he was driving it. He is now suing the city for damages and has filed a $3,600 claim. The city denied his claim because Gokey was suing himself, so he and his wife have now filed a new claim under her name. But City Attorney Steve Schwabauer said: “You can sue your spouse for divorce, but you can’t sue your spouse for negligence. "They’re a married couple under California law. They’re one entity. It’s damage to community property.” 3/19/2006 Mum's karate missionA 50-year-old mum has become a black belt in karate - so she can protect her grown-up son from bullies.
Russian Valentina Ivanova took up the martial art after growing fed up of seeing 22-year-old Danila being harassed by local gangs. She said: "I'd had enough of Danila coming home all battered and bruised. "One time I even found him being beaten by a big guy with huge muscles and there were these other boys and girls standing around and laughing." The protective mum added: "He's too shy to do anything about it himself so I started a karate course to protect him." Gee in his mask!Fear The Msn Ninja's 3/11/2006 Scooby DooOk regular readers and friend will know that this msn page have been called Buy Me a Skyline for a very long time but today I was seduced by the dark side and actually purchaced a Subaru Impreza WRX.
This does not mean that I have fallen out of love with the Skyline but after a hair raising test drive I was sold on the Scooby.
I collect the car tomorrow and will post some picks as soon as I have them.
Later dudez. Mr Warp wearing T-Shirt Ninja mask Fear The Msn Ninja's 3/8/2006 Made to measure condomsA German firm is selling personalised condoms to fit penises of all shapes and sizes.
Cologne-based company Lebenslust has invented a unique machine to make individually tailored rubbers for even the most unusual appendage. The machine measures each member then firm owner Oliver Gothe lets customers decide how thick they want the condom to be. He said: "We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base." 3/3/2006 Alien Cow AbductionsAlien Cow AbductionsIt's a serious problem. Countless bovines have disappeared from dairy farms everywhere. And the numbers of missing cows are on the rise. Want proof, click on the cow on the website, also don'r forget to watch the video on the site. So, come on guys! what the hell are you doing with them? 3/2/2006 How Evil?
Thanks to Zed (my bro') for the quiz! |
You're the most evil person you know. |
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