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    Blind drunk

    A drunken US man has damaged his eyes while trying to remove his contact lenses.

    The intoxicated man staggered into an emergency room in Pennsylvania complaining of severe pain when he tried to take out his lenses.

    He told doctors the lenses would come out halfway but then popped back into place.

    A nurse used a suction pump in an attempt to remove the lenses without success.

    Finally a doctor suggested he should examine the patient's eyes - and realised he hadn't actually put his contact lenses in.

    The man had been trying to pull out the membrane of his cornea.

    Love refund

    A German woman, who took a witch to court for failing to make her ex-partner fall in love with her again, has won her case. The spurned woman paid the self-proclaimed sorcerer a large sum of money to help her get her female lover back, but said the spell didn't work. The Munich administrative court was told: "The defendant carried out the corresponding ritual over several months, each time under a full moon, but without success." After hearing both cases the court ruled that the witch's services were "objectively completely impossible", because "a love ritual is not suited to influencing a person from a distance". The witch was ordered to pay her disgruntled client $1,275.

    Bizarre Holidays in November

    November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day

    November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day

    November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day

    November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day

    November 5 is Gunpowder Day

    November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day

    November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day

    November 8 is Dunce Day

    November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day

    November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day

    November 11 is Air Day

    November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day

    November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day

    November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day

    November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

    November 16 is Button Day

    November 17 is Take A Hike Day

    November 18 is Occult Day

    November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day

    November 20 is Absurdity Day

    November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day

    November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day

    November 23 is National Cashew Day

    November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day

    November 25 is National Parfait Day

    November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day

    November 27 is Pins And Needles Day

    November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day

    November 29 is Square Dance Day

    November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day