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Blind drunkA drunken US man has damaged his eyes while trying to remove his contact lenses. The intoxicated man staggered into an emergency room in Pennsylvania complaining of severe pain when he tried to take out his lenses. He told doctors the lenses would come out halfway but then popped back into place. A nurse used a suction pump in an attempt to remove the lenses without success. Finally a doctor suggested he should examine the patient's eyes - and realised he hadn't actually put his contact lenses in. The man had been trying to pull out the membrane of his cornea. Love refundA German woman, who took a witch to court for failing to make her ex-partner fall in love with her again, has won her case. The spurned woman paid the self-proclaimed sorcerer a large sum of money to help her get her female lover back, but said the spell didn't work. The Munich administrative court was told: "The defendant carried out the corresponding ritual over several months, each time under a full moon, but without success." After hearing both cases the court ruled that the witch's services were "objectively completely impossible", because "a love ritual is not suited to influencing a person from a distance". The witch was ordered to pay her disgruntled client $1,275. Bizarre Holidays in NovemberNovember 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day November 5 is Gunpowder Day November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day November 8 is Dunce Day November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day November 11 is Air Day November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November 16 is Button Day November 17 is Take A Hike Day November 18 is Occult Day November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day November 20 is Absurdity Day November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day November 23 is National Cashew Day November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day November 25 is National Parfait Day November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day November 27 is Pins And Needles Day November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day November 29 is Square Dance Day November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day |
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